Ghosted

watched on 21/11/23

Well,let’s start first how I end up watching this horrendous piece of atrocious shit they have the audacity to call it as a MOVIE,so i wanted to watch the new Godzilla show on appletv and i realize that we get appletv subscription with our monthly bundle and apple is very known for their quality in providing a very vast and crisp content consumption experience and they are very right such a good quality and very pretty UI 10/10 on that hands down so to check the quality i fired up this movie cause it has a budget of 41M$ and it’s an apple original and can’t deny the movie doesn’t feel cheap and some of the screenplay some please remember some of its doesn't feel bad but we’ll talk about the screenplay later let’s talk about the soul of a movie,It’s story or plot.now I've been watching movies since i remember being conscious and I’ve seen many many bad movies with very shitty stories and plots but this was beyond bad it was a nightmare omg this movie make you think it has a story but believe me it’s a scam but i’ll quote the google page about it’s plot for the gist

Cole(chris evans) falls head over heels for enigmatic Sadie(ana de armes), but then makes the shocking discovery that she's a secret agent. Before they can decide on a second date, Cole and Sadie are swept away on an international adventure to save the world.

Yeah!, you read it right it’s a spy thriller Rom-com,or they want it to be but it isn’t believe me it isn’t like hear me out.

First let’s talk bout “plot” which sounds like it is written by AI im pretty sure and very similar to knight and days(nice movie) By the way,so Ana de armes in this movie play as a “secret agent” who works for CIA is going through a depressing phase because she “lost”(she killed her) a friend who was mole idk they did not elaborate it much in the movie,so she is looking for something to not feel down and went to a farmer’s market where she meets Chris Evans who doesn’t have a personality in the first half he just lashes out at her for buying a plant and i should tell you that he cannot even sell her cause it’s not his stall he is watching while his friend is out smoking weed and he lashes on her because that plant needs to provide water every week and she says that she isn’t much at home cause she’s a “secret agent” but obviously she cannot tell him that so she tells him that she is an art curator and then his friend come back and sell her the plant and the biggest misconception everyone has in this movie is that Chris Evans and Ana have “sexual tension and looks good together” and everyone keeps telling them to get a room and it’s like a running gag which is not funny Ana and Chris doesn’t have good chemistry,they look good together cause they are both attractive individuals but when they talk they lack chemistry their banters are not funny or cute they do not land ugh anyway apparently Chris also have a trait that is that he is very “needy” when it’s come in relationships so when his friend tell him that she thought that Chris and Ana have sexual tension when they were arguing so she tells him to run and ask her out and then he fucking did,yeah he ran to her car and ask her out after yelling on her like a maniac and it’s a Rom-com so she obviously said yes and blah blah cute montage and shit they wanted us to root for them but they just look good on eyes nothing else she asked him why don’t you visit out of the country and apparently he likes staying in his comfort space and made an excuse his father was hurt and he need helps on the farm and blah blah faggot anyways they fucked and he thinks she is the “one” and told his family that and his sister a saint to be honest told her that don’t mass text her and they also tried to make a joke that “emoji stuff” emoji sending doesn’t count as text so he ending up mass texting in 2 days period of time and she isn’t replying so he started to get jitty and try to find an answer why she isn’t replying back and i should remind in the date they had,they visited the exorcist steeps in north Washington then he challenged her for a race for no reason who will climb the fastest will win and they also revealed that he has asthma which they never talked bout ever again while he fucking run and jump later in the movie so after hitting the pump he provides his pump to her before starting so she put that pump in her purse and it was revealed that he put those air tags thingy on it so he has the location on his phone now where she is and apparently London yes London so he fucking went to the London to chase her also i get it this movie has a 41M budget but learn color grading like they been to different continents in the movie and they all have the same color grade or filter,cities doesn’t not play a role they looked plastic-ky anyways he went their and get caught by bad guys also this movie doesn’t have a bad guy or villain they are non threatening so i won’t consider them,goofballs and like so they capture him and take to some Pakistani bunker in west side.yes Pakistan you heard it right and they mistakes him as taxman the spy who is ana and tried to torture him which is stopped by ana cool entrance the action in that scene was finely choreographed which was one good thing since the movie started so after that she saved him and escape with him while explaining the whole situation that their is a bio weapon yes a bio weapon again which the bad guys have and want the pass-code to open which only taxman(ana) have and bla bla decent escape action scene and they are fighting till they visit some city in pakistan where they meet ana acquaintance and tried to send Chris back to states but apparently the so called bad guy put bounty on his head so every bounty man has his location somehow and they all try to kill him and here comes the worst part this movie have some great cameos which they wasted like Anothny mackie,Sebastian stan,John cho and frickin Ryan reynolds yes RYAN REYNOLDS AGAIN

Anthony mackie,Sebastian stan and John cho died within 8 mins probably and ryan pops out at the climax as a goof wasted cameos not gonna lie,so then ana realize that bad guys think evans is taxman so she uses him as a bait to lure bad guys and she gagged him and hop on the plane with the bad guys where they realize ana is taxman they fight evan’s still crying and being annoying ana get stabbed while saving him and ask him to go with the briefcase that has the weapon but he fucking grabs her too and jumps off the plane with the briefcase and her idk how but he did and land of a stranded island(so original def knight and days didn’t do it first) around the arabian sea they she told him that her mother escape her birth country with ana when she was 6 or 7 don’t remember and then died when they were in state and she grew up in states but still have a colombian accent for some reason like didn’t she grew majority time in states,no american accent? idk, but then she joined army when her mother died CIA hired her as agent and she is a lone wolf since then they act romantically which didn’t landed again but apparently she had a gps pinger all the time with her and pinged the marines for rescue and apparently the bad guys survived too the plane crash yes they survived and they know their location on the island idk how but they do and find them next day and marines come to but ana had the choice to either save evans or the briefcase so she went for the evans bad guys escapes CIA interrogate ana and evans where she revealed that she regret saving him and bla bla CIA suspended her for not going for the weapon evans cries more bla bla he figured out the pass-code on his own bla bla CIA tell him that bad guys are after your family(im sure they were not cause we never see them again until the very end) he agrees that he’ll do this and ana tell him that it’s dangerous and he throws a retarded tantrum that he saving someone that you love is not stupid idk i don’t remember and bla bla bla going to climax ana left he puts on a suit and he mentions he hates wearing suit and ask CIA that how many men they have on this mission they reply three cause apparently CIA can’t work on US soil they are in seattle btw ,bla bla evans go to meet the real bad guys,bad guys find the CIA kill them,Evans still on the mission real bad guys comes and he stalls and think ana will save him and she did she looked magnificent

and tell the bad guys she is the real taxman and evans is her boyfriend and she will give the pass-code after they give her 10M and she set up bounty on the real bad guy all the bounty hunters in the building go for the kill on the bad guy riot start and they destroyed a whole building and ryan pops out in this and bla bla they made the joke that didn’t land killed the bad guy bla bla vanilla worse and then they get together she meets evan’s parent and bla bla bla movie ends with stupidly

Now you see i hated this movie so much that i hated elaborating and commenting on plot every second i type,wasted potential Ana is a decent actor and evans is a great actor but they don’t have chemistry they didn’t have it in knives out too and probably nor on gray man but he was a bad guy in that so idts they were a thing,also the plot was a cheap gender bender knock off of knights and days written by AI for sure,wasted cameos and waste of time,to cleanse my taste buds i watched perks of being wallflower i’ll talk bout it soon too.